Hello everyone!

Well, Episode #50 is finally up, a rollicking tale of marital and scholastic hijinks so awesome it broke the internet the last time we tried to give it to you! Thanks for your patience and understanding, and for not throwing bricks at our email inbox.

Love,

Kim and Andrew

Hello all,

We're aware that Episode #50 didn't go up properly. We're working on it now, but we're not sure how long it's going to be. Stay tuned!

Love,

Kim and Andrew

Happy Halloween/New Year, Marzipans! To kick off 2012, we've got an especially exciting episode. Everything you could want, from a blatant Point Break ripoff to bone marrow donation to Wallace's out-of-nowhere after-school special. You know, this might be a pretty good year after all...

Love,

Kim and Andrew

Season's greetings, Mars Effect! We're taking a little winter break right now, so we won't be posting Episode #49 until next week. We do, however, want to wish you and yours a merry December and a happy new January. Or something like that.

Happy holidays,

Kim and Andrew

Fair tidings, Martinets! On today's episode, we delve into the heartbreak that comes from adultery and witness the loving reunion of two long-lost siblings! Well, actually we just talk about a TV show that may or may not have to do with those two things. It's an emotional roller coaster ride of some sort, is the point we're trying to make.

Love,

Kim and Andrew

Greetings, people of Mars! Today's episode's got a lot going for it: stolen playbooks, illegal gambling, journalistic integrity, down-and-out gangbangers getting a second chance, and more! Go on, give it a try. You might like it...

Love,

Kim and Andrew

Hey everyone,

This is just to let you know that due to a mix of personal and technical issues, we probably won't be posting Episode #47 until next week. We promise to make it up to you!

Love,

Kim and Andrew

Hey there, Marmalades! Today's episode's a doozy. Veronica: undercover! Wallace and Logan: imprisoned! Show notes: aggressively punctuated! Think you can handle it? Don't worry, we believe in you.

Love,

Kim and Andrew

Hey everyone,

Just letting you know that due to a bandwidth issue, we probably won't be able to post Episode #46 until Friday; if it continues, we might be changing our post date in the future, so keep an eye on the site. Thanks!

Love,

Kim and Andrew

Welcome back, Mars-lovers! We hope you had a good vacation, because after our long hiatus (which was suspiciously the same length as the gap between any two other episodes) we're back with Season 3! Join us as Veronica heads off to college, we meet some sure-to-be-popular new characters, and a new mystery that's actually not so new rears its head. It's almost like we never left. Almost.

Love,

Kim and Andrew